Jokes and Riddles to Tell To Your Friends

1. 20 kids go to a pool. There is nothing in the pool. When the kids jump in 24 heads pop up. How did this happen?   Answer: 20 foreheads
2. Paul's height is six feet, he's an assistant at a butcher's shop, and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh? Answer: Meat
3. From the beginning of eternity To the end of time and space To the beginning of every endAnd the end of every place. What am I? Answer: The letter 'e'.
4. There was a competition where the contestants had to hold something. At the end of the event, the winner was a person who was physically disabled (he had no hands or feet)! What was it that the contestants have to hold? Answer: Their Breath
5. I am not alive, but I grow. I don't have lungs, but I need air. I do not have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I? Answer: Fire 
6. What do you serve but don't eat? Answer: A tennis ball